Al Gore's Warming MachineAl Gore, the inventor of that vast series of tubes called the internets and crusader for environmentalism, has created global warming. What other explanation can there be for this incredible heat wave that America has been suffering under this past summer, which coincidentally follows on the heels of his blockbuster documentary An Inconvenient Truth? I will explain just how he has perpetrated his nefarious scheme. Remember, what you are about to read is 100% fact, truth, and totally and completely not made up while I was overdosing on the excessive wads of cash that Exxon has me snorting.Al Gore's Warming Machine
Up in the North Pole, far from the reache
One religion to rule them allThe year was 2086. At this enlightened time in human history, it had been decided that there were too many religions in the world. Too many religions bred misunderstandings and intolerance. Instances everywhere from the Crusades to the early twenty-first century “War on Terror” were citied. Obviously, the people decided, there needed to be a thinning of the herd. A bit of chlorine in the theological pool. However, who would decide which religions could stay and which had to go? The debate on the relative merits of each religion could be heard in every bar, every college, and every home across the world. Finally, the UN called for an internatiOne religion to rule them all
Frames in SpaceTales of Space.Frames in Space
In the deepest reaches of space, a ship drifted idly. Upon first glance, it seemed like a badly misshaped walrus, but on closer inspection belied a certain sluglike quality. It was old, a couple of years past the expiration date. Its captain was a crusty man around the age of 40, though the bad teeth made him seem older. He talked in a thick accent, more at home to the ancient seas of Earth than the deep of space. He wore a battered old hat, a captain’s hat of ancient sea voyages. He filled his ship with old trinkets from those ancient voyages, old artifacts that museums would kill for if they knew where they were
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I feel a SIN coming on...
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